But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
They took my balls.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
