we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
This is the high leading the old right now
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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