So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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