Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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