Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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