Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
His nipple licking is glorious
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