So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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