I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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