you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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