yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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