yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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