thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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