Ambien. No doubt about it.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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