well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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