At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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