just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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