fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have fence marks all over my body
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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