I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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