Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You need a sexual gate keeper
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize