Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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