Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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