that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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