Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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