Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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