we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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