is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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