I just made out with a guy for $7.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize