It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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