now i know why i became what i already was.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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