it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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