Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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