OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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