i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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