I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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