Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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