There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
false alarm. still invincible.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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