Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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