11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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