He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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