Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just high enough for therapy.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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