They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
