Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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