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Wipe that smile off your face.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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