I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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