I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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