It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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