just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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