I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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