she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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