lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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