No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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