You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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