He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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