Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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