I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
How's work?
Spinning.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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