The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Still dying that you shit outside
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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