At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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