He is an equal opportunity slut.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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